what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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