And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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