It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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