I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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