Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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