I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Randomize
