This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
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So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You can't just leave with hair like that
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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