no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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