you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
and you fell through a lawn chair
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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