the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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