i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
NoShamevember. You game?
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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