i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
