White coat. Heels.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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