Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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