so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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