My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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