it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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