I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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