dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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