Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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