I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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