man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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