Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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