Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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