can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i think im in europe. pls send help
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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