it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I have post one night stand depression
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