This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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