i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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