Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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