sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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