Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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