D3 body, D1 cock
I faked an abortion last night.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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