Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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