I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
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At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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