You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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