If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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