Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I just had sex on a roof
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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