just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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