I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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