How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
