Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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