How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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