I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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