just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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