it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Boobs are out for the taking
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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