There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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