Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I yelled at your uterus for you.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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