Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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