Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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