ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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