Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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