Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I am mentally ready for anal.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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