I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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