Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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