I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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