Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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