I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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